This is Johnny Phoenix for the XFL
reminding fans here at Prudential Stadium to be safe on the way home
Big third down for the expansion Roadrunners.
The playoff hopes hinge on this play. A lot of pressure on Johnny Phoenix.
As if being the first quarterback to earn $300 million isn't enough.
Red! Thirty-two!
Run left!
Blue! Two, thirty-nine!
Blue!
Hut!
Get up, Johnny!
You all right?
The owner wants the best of care.
He'll need it. His 6th cervical vertebra is crushed.
It may not be as bad as you think it is.
The status? We have a lifetime contract with a vegetable.
Maybe we could trade him to L.A.
Okay, I want you to terminate his contract
Sure.
I'll get right on it.
Sorry, Johnny. You're going to have to take one for the team.
Do I look any different to you?
Oh, gee.
You shaved your mustache.
I never had a mustache.
Then, no.
Johnny Phoenix will play next week
Early diagnosis had him sidelined
but his injuries proved to be minor
Good morning, Adam At 1 1:00 you have a VIP client, Michael Drucker
And by the way, happy birthday
I don't feel different.
-Is Clara up yet? -She's watching TV with Oliver.
Are you gonna spend all day looking for wrinkles...
...or are you going to get in here and give me a kiss?
I suppose if I have to.
Bully! No, you're not getting any kisses now.
You know, you don't look any different.
No. You look much better than when we met.
I love you.
Lock the door.
Oh, God.
Daddy! Daddy! Happy birthday!
You always make Daddy feel so good.
You're getting a little old for that.
I am not.
I meant your father.
-Very funny. -Come on. I made you breakfast.
-Oh, great. I love it. -Come on, Dad!
I can't find you. Where are you?
I'm right behind you, Dad.
Hiding under the table.
Because of shorter life spans, these family members break our hearts
Should accident, illness or age end your pet's natural life
our genetic technology can have him back the same day in perfect health
with zero defects, guaranteed Thanks to RePet
Nacho-flavored or regular?
I'll take banana-flavored. Thank you.
I love this card. Beautiful.
Dad, can I have a Sim-Pal for your birthday?
You want a gift on my birthday?
So you won't feel guilty you're the only one getting something.
-What's a Sim-Pal? -A life-size doll.
A make-believe friend that grows real hair...
...and can do a lot of stuff.
Can't your real friends grow real hair and do lots of stuff?
Yeah, but they all have Sim-Pals.
Ask your mommy.
You're the greatest, Dad.
Mommy! Mommy! I'm gonna get a Sim-Pal!
You are getting low on milk
Thank you for ordering milk
You're getting so fast.
Into the car.
Very nice. Bye-bye.
See you.
What's going on?
I had a breakfast of champions today.
Destination Double X Charter Airport selected
She wouldn't stop talking. My virtual girlfriend talks...
...but I can turn her off.
You and your virtual girls.
You're a grown man, and your primary relationship is with software.
If your senses say there's a hot chick on your lap, there is one.
I don't have to look any further.
They invented the Laser Razor. No nicks or cuts. You should use it.
I like the old-fashioned kind. They remind me I'm still alive.
You want to hang out at Kelly's after work?
I know that Natalie is throwing me a surprise party.
-Why do you say that? -I told her you told.
-No, you didn't. -Oh, yes.
Why did you do that?
I didn't. I just wanted to know and now I know.
I was that easy.
Your destination, Double X Charter Airport, is ahead
OnStar will now disengage automatic drive
-Are you ready? -Yes.
Manual drive engaged
Do me a favor at the party.
Don't get drunk and set the drapes on fire? You already told me.
That too.
What I was going to say was around 1 1 :30...
...l want you to start singing really loud, " Happy Birthday."
-For what? -The way you sing...
...it'll clear the place.
I get it. You and Natalie have a little private party planned.
Good morning, Rosie. Good morning, everybody.
Henry checked out the remote. Says you'll love it.
They came in.
This is great. Look at this.
And Drucker's office called. Guess what?
They canceled.
No. We're going to be tested for drugs and alcohol.
So? Oh, this is cool.
We're going to be tested?
Not you guys. Just us pilots.
Look at this. The new remote came in. Out goes the old one.
Get rid of it! Adam, this is Tripp. It's his first time with us.
-Welcome. -How you doing?
Adam? Natalie's on line one.
What's up, honey? You look upset.
Oh, Adam
I just talked to the vet
and they had to put Oliver to sleep
What? He wasn't that sick.
I know, I know But apparently he had some kind of
highly infectious virus They had to put him down It's the law
Oliver was licking Clara's face.
Don't worry I asked the same thing
and the virus is harmless to humans So, she's fine
This'll break her heart, you know that.
No, it won't
I want you to go down to RePet
and get Oliver replaced
I'm not going to have some freak of science sleep in my daughter's bed.
-It's not dangerous -No.
Oliver can live in our memories.
She's only 8 She won't understand that
It's the natural process of life.
You're born, you live and you die. She has to learn about it.
But not on your birthday
I appreciate that.
-Will you do it? -No.
Thank you And Clara thanks you
-Love you Bye -Natalie, I won't--
Double X Charter Your passport to adventure
No use fighting.
We always win.
For incredible skiing and snowboarding, Double X Charter
-Tripp, you can go in this one. -You got it.
You guys come with me.
Let's go!
Man, this is gonna be so great!
9747, you are cleared for takeoff
Everyone has their maps?
GPS? Emergency beacons?
Good. Any questions?
I got a question. How many of you have RePets?
-I have a dog. -I got a snake.
-At least know somebody who has one? -I get your point.
-I know somebody. -I was just asking.
You scared me.
-You proud of yourself? -Very.
See you guys!
I know you're old-school, but all the kids today grew up with RePets.
These days it's totally normal.
Not to me.
Not to you? You want her crying all night because her dog died?
Where's your heart?
-Don't you think it's a little creepy? -No.
I don't.
Let's test the remote. Keep up.
All righty. Here we go.
These RePets come back, you can't tell the difference. Trust me.
-I had it done. -Bullshit.
I'm serious! Sadie, my cat...she's a RePet.
You had her cloned?
Well, she fell out of my condo window.
-You did well. -Thank you.
How long are you to keep me?
Till 7. Why?
Maybe I should check out RePet.
Good morning. Are you gentlemen the owners?
Yep, that's us.
Excellent. Larry Stern, I'm with Mr. Drucker's advance team.
I've got a contract here. You'll find it pretty standard except for....
-Who was flying that one? -Me, with the remote control.
We can fly four of these between the two of us now.
-Amazing. -You here for the blood test?
No. My technician is set up in your office.
These forms are standard except what?
It has a nondisclosure clause. During the flight...
...you may overhear Mr. Drucker's phone calls.
Anything from big mergers...
...to inside information on his sports teams.
We have a legal obligation to protect that stuff.
This guy think he's the president?
He considers her to be the world's second most important person.
That's big stuff.
All for a day of snowboarding?
The blood test was agony. Seriously, I was screaming.
She's kidding. Don't worry about it.
It doesn't hurt. Press your thumb here.
-Right here? -Just like that.
-All done. -Didn't feel a thing.
Now your vision. Place your chin here.
Right here?
Do you blood-test all your pilots?
Pilots, drivers, security, assistants.
Basically, anyone who comes in contact with Mr. Drucker.
I press here?
And here.
Perfect, both of you.
After this, I'm going to town to test a chef and two waiters.
The pink copy of the charter contract is yours.
I'll take the rest.
-Here we go. -Have a nice flight, gentlemen.
I can take Drucker. That way, you'll have time to get Oliver cloned.
I'm not getting the dog cloned. I'm just gonna check it out.
I know, but once you see it, you'll say yes.
Deep down inside, you're a softy.
They specifically asked for Adam by name.
I know. I also know that the bodyguards can't tell the difference.
They never got our names.
That's true.
Adam, I know I screw around a lot, but when it comes to flying...
...you know I'm serious. I could do it.
Go enjoy your birthday.
If you want to be me, try to act a little bit more manly.
Chest out. Stomach in. There you are.
All right.
-All clear. -I want the Speaker of the House.
Don't mention my name at all.
I'm Michael Drucker. You must be Adam Gibson.
Adam's the name and flying's the game.
Pete Hume says you know the mountains like nobody else.
That's probably true for everyone except my partner.
I'm looking forward to it.
-We all set? -We've stationed our people--
-Don't need the details. -Yes, sir.
Your snowboard's behind your seat.
Dave, look, we gave a lot of money to his campaign...
...not to mention what I pay your law firm, so I'm counting on you.
Get me the Speaker.
Good.
Sally, who's next? Okay, put him on.
Hey, you own the Roadrunners, right?
Hey, buddy, wake up.
Wake up.
We're here. Woodland Mall.
I was asleep.
Welcome to Woodland Mall Over 1200 retail outlets to serve you
Food court, ground level Megaplex theater, 15th level
Stop the cloning. Say no to RePet.
Stop the cloning.
God doesn't want you to go in there.
Then God shouldn't have killed my dog.
Atheist.
We can clone your four-legged loved one in a few hours
How can we do it?
It begins with growing "blanks"
animal drones stripped of characteristic DNA
in embryonic tanks at the RePet factory
In stage two, your pet's DNA
is extracted from a lock of fur or a drop of blood
then infused on a cellular level into the blank
In the final stage, using RePet's cerebral syncording process
all your pets thoughts, memories and instincts
are transplanted via the optic nerve
Still can't make up your mind, huh?
You lost a dog, right?
Yes, my daughter's.
What a heartbreak.
-What did you say was his name again? -Oliver.
Oliver's in luck...
...because we're having a special this week, 20 percent off.
-When did Oliver die? -This morning.
Perfect. We can do a post-mortem syncording...
...but act fast because there's a 1 2-hour window on deceased brains.
I have a problem with the whole idea.
Suppose the clones have no soul or they're dangerous?
Clone pets are every bit as safe as real pets.
Plus...
...they're insured.
If it's so safe...
...then why is it against the law to clone humans?
Because the human brain is too complicated to syncord.
You remember the experiment they did?
That's why it didn't work. Now it's illegal to even try.
But with pets, it's a totally proven technology.
Your RePet Oliver will be exactly the same dog.
He'll know the tricks you taught him...
...where the bones are buried-- He won't even know he's a clone.
And did I mention...
...they're insured.
I don't care about insurance.
I care if I can trust my daughter with an animal with sharp teeth.
We can make him smaller. With softer teeth.
You can?
We can even color-coordinate him to match your decorating scheme.
Sim-Pals, the best friend money can buy
Let me think about that.
--who's fun to be with Treat your kids--
Look, I might be back.
You'll be back.
Your daughter will think you're the best.
-My sister has two and loves them. -Good.
Come, let's fix the collar.
There you are.
-It's amazing how real this is. -I know.
My daughter will be so excited.
Come, let's go home.
You have called Hank Morgan
Hi, I'm not here, so leave a message
Hank, it's me again.
What happened to you? I waited at Kelly's for half an hour. It's now...
-...five past 7. -I'm Sim-Pal Cindy What's your name?
I'm heading home now. If you get this message--
Let's be friends
What's your name?
Can't you see I'm talking? Quiet.
--head to my house with flowers and a good excuse, or Natalie will kill you.
I can sing songs Would you like to sing with me?
Excuse me, do you know how to turn this off?
My niece has one. Say, "Go to sleep, Cindy."
-Go to sleep, Cindy. -Would you like to sing
Go to sleep.
Thank you. Thanks for the ride.
Good night.
Clara, sweetie, honey.
Oliver was very sick and he had to be put down.
Clara, sweetie, honey. Oliver had to go to heaven.
"Why, Daddy?"
Well, you see, because...
...it's because, uh....
Shit, Oliver! Why'd you have to die?
Oliver?
Natalie.
One...
...two, three!
That's amazing. Look at this cake!
Oh, my God.
Adam Gibson?
Who are you?
We have a situation. Come with us, please.
What the hell is going on?
Cooperate and everything will be fine.
Fine? Someone's in my house, eating my birthday cake and it's not me!
We know. There's been a 6th Day violation. A human was cloned.
-That human was you. -We can help.
-Then get him out! -But you'll have to come with us.
I don't know who the hell you people are...
-...but I'm going in my house. -Right.
Oops Cindy fell down
Get the doll.
Not here.
I'm Sim-Pal Cindy What's your name?
I can play games
Shit.
Wiley, no! Hold your fire!
That way! Go!
Vincent, go!
I have a boo-boo
Stop the car!
Thanks for the suggestion!
Don't even blink.
Oh, God. Someone stole the minivan.
No, they stole my Cadillac.
Oh, no.
Car chase. Cool.
-Who are you? -I was hired to kill you.
That's all I know.
I'm Sim-Pal Cindy What's your name?
Secure child-seat restraint
Let's be friends
-Where is this guy? -I'm Sim-Pal Cindy
Let's be friends
What's your name?
Will you be my mommy?
I don't want to be your mommy!
-Shut up! -What?
Somebody do something about that doll!
I have a boo-boo
This is crazy. Why does anyone want to kill me?
He got home first.
You saw him, he didn't see you. You're screwed.
He's going to live your boring life and never be the wiser.
Your wife and kid see you two together, they'll be killed.
Goddamn it, Wiley!
Son of a bitch.
Stupid!
Blow out his tires this time!
Shit!
That was spectacular.
Son of a bitch.
Hold my belt.
Okay.
You got me?
Little more.
Get some people to look for this guy!
Pick up Wiley and Talia's bodies and get them to the lab.
I'm Dr Griffin Weir Welcome to the new Weir Organ Transplant Facility
Thanks for visiting Replacement Technologies
Doctor, protesters claim that cloning human organs
will lead to cloning whole humans
That's not only illegal, we're years from the technology to do it.
A human was cloned over 1 0 years ago.
And we know the outcome of that bizarre experiment.
If you recall, the Supreme Court ordered the clone be destroyed...
...and I think that was the humane thing to do.
It led to laws against human cloning...
...and set back the course of legitimate research by years.
Mr. Drucker! You gave--
This is Dr. Weir's night, okay?
Is it true you want to get the 6th Day laws repealed?
Dr. Weir is interested in medicine, not politics.
Mr. Drucker, the protesters claim you run RePet at a loss...
...to soften people up to human cloning.
You know, we shouldn't forget that not long ago...
...there were almost no more fish left in the ocean...
...and half the world's population faced the threat of hunger.
Cloning technology turned that around.
Extremists won't admit they'd rather people went hungry...
...than eat cloned fish, so they yell about human cloning.
Do you think human cloning laws should be changed?
Suppose a 1 0-year-old boy is in the hospital, dying of liver cancer.
Thanks to Dr. Weir's work...
...we can save that boy.
In the next bed lies another 1 0-year-old boy...
...whose parents love him just as much...
...only he has an inoperable brain tumor.
You cannot clone a brain.
The only way to save him would be to clone the whole person.
How do you tell that boy's parents that we can save the first boy...
...but the research that would have saved their son wasn't done...
...because of a law passed by frightened politicians a decade ago?
So, what does that mean?
Enjoy the party.
-Looks like you needed rescuing. -Yes, I did. Thank you.
Weir Clinic, stay away! No research on DNA!
Hey, boss!
Johnny. How's my star quarterback?
I'd say I felt like a million bucks, but I'd hate to take a pay cut.
Don't remind me, all right?
That was one nasty hit you took last week.
Be careful. We don't want you getting killed.
Katherine? Are you all right?
I'm just feeling like I don't quite belong.
But I'm fine. Really.
No, you're not.
Should I call Dr. Stevens?
No, no, no. I just overdid it, that's all.
I'll get a car to take you home.
Thank you.
Mr. Speaker? Thank you so much for coming. Champagne?
-That was quite a speech. -You heard that?
Sorry I got carried away.
Your words meant a great deal to me.
As it happens, I have a son with an inoperable tumor of the brain.
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, sir.
It must have been in my subconscious, knowing you were here.
No, no, it's all right.
Gave me a lot to think about.
It gave me a different view of the subject.
Mr. Speaker...
...could I offer you a glass of brandy in my office upstairs?
I was 50 when Billy was born.
I didn't know if I wanted another kid so late.
But now I love him so damn much.
If there were something we could do for Billy...
only it was highly illegal
...would you consider it?
Of course I would. That's the same hypothetical--
No, no. Don't answer so fast.
You'd face a minimum sentence of 40 years if it ever came out.
But he'd be cured?
He'd be exactly the same.
Perfect health
Never even have to know.
But if the secret came out
...with the law now...
he'd be put to sleep like a rabid dog
He'd be destroyed, like a horse with a broken leg.
And if it never came out?
Or if the laws were changed one day?
Billy wouldn't have anything to worry about.
I beg you.
Go to my house and pick up my wife and daughter.
If I go there, they'll kill them both.
You made a different report an hour ago.
No, I didn't.
According to this, you did.
That must have been the clone.
Look, I know it sounds crazy.
I can hardly believe it myself.
-Was your car stolen or not? -Yes.
-So you did report it? -No, I took it.
You stole your own car?
I'm a court-appointed virtual attorney. You don't have to answer.
Is my client being charged with auto theft?
I didn't steal it! It's mine!
He claims it was filed by his clone.
I see. Loading virtual psychiatrist.
Mr. Gibson, what seems to be the trouble?
Go through it now with him?
You're avoiding talking about your parents.
Imagine: Two turtles are walking through the desert--
Shut up!
What?
-Are you going to help me or not? -Of course we are.
Medical alert transmitted Awaiting data
Wait in here. I'll come get you as soon as we have news.
Clones.
He saw himself at his house tonight.
Which was our mistake, not his.
Excuse me.
He's at precinct seven.
Can you hurry Talia and Wiley along? I'll need them both.
Goddamn it! Son of a bitch!
Piece of shit Wiley. I'm gonna kill him. Where is he?
He's still cooking.
Son of a bitch.
I look like crap.
Do you have any idea how much my hair treatments cost?
How much does Gibson know?
That he's been cloned and we'll kill anyone who sees them together.
What's that? What?
Does Drucker know you're talking about killing innocent people?
Relax. It's just a threat.
Of course, we'd never actually do it.
Try to have a good night.
You do your hair. I'll take Wiley and Vincent.
I've got to pierce my damn ears again.
Officials blame the latest strike by major league players
entering its 4th year and a lack
of fan identification with teams in the Series for the dismal ratings
Shit.
Oh, no.
Now what?
It feels tight all across here...
...where the tires ran over me.
You were run over by two cars and your chest was crushed.
Exactly. I mean, no wonder, right?
It's in your mind.
Completely crushed.
As in dead.
As in you have a totally new chest now.
Then why is it hard to breathe?
Tell you what.
Why don't you just stay out here? Relax.
The fresh air will do you good.
State and government officials in Washington, D C
are openly dismissive of the Microsoft proposal
This amounts to an attempt by Microsoft to buy a state of the Union
Nothing in our Constitution or history
offers the remotest legal theory
by which a corporation can, in effect, own a state
But if he goes off his medication, the paranoid delusions come back.
Very sad. Because at other times, he seems almost rational.
Gibson!
-You're dead. -No.
You're dead.
Try to stay dead this time.
Hank, it's me again
What happened to you?
I waited for half an hour at Kelly's
It's now five past 7
I'm heading home, okay?
He's fine. He's okay. He's our associate.
Gibson must have knocked him out.
Knocked him out? He looks dead to me, doc.
No. Pulse is strong.
He'll be up and around in no time. We'll get him to the hospital.
Easy.
Let us know if you find Gibson.
Honey, I'm home.
Darling, where are you?
Hi, sugar.
Hello, my love.
Have you been working out?
-You look so good. -Thank you.
I recorded your sports programs.
Maybe we can watch them together.
I'd like that.
Or should I just take this off now?
No. Hold your horses.
Oh, Hank, I think it's so sexy when you go right to the chair.
I know you do.
You're gonna have to zip me up, sweetheart.
Careful with the merchandise.
Hold on, please!
-Have they been here? -Who?
Hello, Adam. Would you like a beer?
I'm sorry I missed the party, but...
...all of a sudden it's 1 1 :00 and I wound up at Kelly's.
-You missed my party? -Not on purpose.
It was sort of weird. I feel terrible. I don't know what happened.
You feel terrible? I lost my wife, my daughter and my life tonight.
--special dance.
Hank, listen.
I need your help.
Not now, cupcake!
What going on? I don't understand.
That's a real gun.
What, what's going--?
Jesus! What are you gonna do? Kill my cat?
What the hell is going on?
If you weren't at my party, then you didn't see him.
Who's " him"?
Jesus H. Christ. I said get your dog cloned, not yourself.
What are you going to do?
Take my life back.
You're going to kill him?
Why not? He's not real. Plus, there's no law against it.
You're not serious.
I'm dead serious.
But look at him. He looks just like you.
Technically, this could be committing suicide.
But he's not me.
He's not even human.
Wait a second. How do I know he's not you and you're not him?
Look at him. He's even a shitty carpenter.
-Let me see your chin. -My chin?
-You cut yourself shaving. -Here.
Okay, it's there. You're you.
I couldn't do it.
Over here.
I have a little something for you.
-Is Clara asleep? -Yes, she is.
He's grabbing her ass.
I like how cigars make you feel.
Daddy?
What are you doing out here?
I had a bad dream.
I'll take you back to bed. Come on.
-Fireman. -Fireman, right.
Wait here.
Cigar, sir?
I can't wait.
-How do you like it? -This is so good.
Want to try some?
No. Smoking's illegal, and I'm a mother-- All right.
Sweetheart, I'm sorry about the RePet.
It's all right.
Dad?
Did Oliver die?
Is he a RePet?
Why do you say that?
You locked him outside.
I did? Oh, I'm so sorry.
I haven't been myself lately.
All right. You go to sleep now.
Close your eyes.
When was the last time we did it in the back of the car?
We should smoke cigars more often.
Mr. Gibson?
-Who are you? -Millennium Security. Sorry to--
You got any l.D.?
Of course.
Sorry I was a little jumpy but we had a break-in earlier.
We know.
Your car was found in the river.
They find the bastard that stole it?
Relax. He's a friend of mine.
Sorry about this.
Nice 'do.
He's here to help me fix the garage.
Heel!
Now what?
Go see.
Sorry, but he's a RePet.
He was a good watchdog. Now he lets my car get stolen and barks.
I hate clones.
Well, we'll keep an eye on your property.
I'll sleep better knowing you're around.
Try to have a good night.
-Good night. -Take it easy.
Hide.
Stop it, Oliver.
Stop it.
Gee, you're glitchy today. Come on.
Good Oliver. That was a bad idea.
-Let's get out of here. -We can't leave them with that thing.
Those were the guys trying to kill me.
It's dangerous for Natalie and Clara if I hang around.
Darling, you're still awake.
I wanted to wait up for you.
Thank you.
And I wanted to spend time with these flowers.
It took me 1 7 generations to get this right.
If you had told me, I could have--
I know. Engineered it in half an hour.
I'm not in that much of a hurry, Griffin.
Want to get a cup of tea, then go upstairs?
Yeah.
That's a good idea. Let's do that.
It's okay.
Stay calm.
Stay very, very calm.
What a night.
That was the longest night in my life.
Hello, Adam.
I'm a one-man Virtual Girl...
...but if you insert the installation disk....
-What was that? -Nothing.
I felt fingers going for my zipper. That's disgusting.
That's disgusting? I had to look away when you and Natalie were--
The.... You want a beer?
You saw the clone do something with Natalie.
They did nothing.
-That's not what I would have done. -What would you have done?
I would have....
Nothing.
Well, that's what they did. You know...nothing.
Shit. In the goddamn minivan.
In the minivan.
You know what tobacco does to people.
He smoked my stogie too?
The bastard.
That son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch smoked your stogie.
She couldn't tell it wasn't me?
It didn't look like it. I mean, she seemed...
...happy.
You have no idea what it felt like seeing her with him.
I should have just killed him.
It could have been worse. At least she's not cheating on you.
Don't move!
Tripp!
I'm not after you.
Back away.
Why did you do that?
Don't do anything stupid, now. That's as far as you go.
Is that you, Hank?
Hank!
Hey, Adam.
Is Hank sleeping on the floor again?
That's so cute.
On the sixth day, God created man. On the sixth day....
On the sixth day, God created man. God created man on the sixth day.
Why did you kill my friend?
Hank Morgan was an abomination to God.
He was a clone.
He was no clone.
The real Hank Morgan died this afternoon.
I killed him.
So I could...
...so I could kill Drucker.
Drucker isn't dead. It would be all over the news.
Open your eyes.
Drucker's a clone.
Dr. Weir cloned Drucker. Dr. Weir cloned your friend.
Dr. Weir cloned you.
They found us.
Shoot me in the head.
-What-- -We have people at Weir's lab!
I know who they are. They scan my brain, they'll be killed.
Shoot me.
God forgive me.